Looking for a New Candidate? Giant Meteor Wants Your Vote

You have seen your friends post about it on facebook. You may have seen bumper stickers pledging Presidential support for a giant flaming meteor. You might be wondering what this is all about? Well, Giant Meteor has officially released their campaign video, and you can watch it below.

Giant Meteor is even what the other Candidates have demonstrated they have no interest in doing — talking about the issues:

Giant Meteor on Immigration Reform:

Immigration reform is about uniting people. We shouldn’t be tearing families apart. We should be smushing them together. #votegiantmeteor

— Giant Meteor 2016 (@votegiantmeteor) October 20, 2016

On Energy Policies:

You can count on me to continue the war on coal. I will find it. I will unearth it. I will burn it back into the ground! #debatenight

— Giant Meteor 2016 (@votegiantmeteor) October 5, 2016

On Taxes:

My opponents want to keep taxes complicated. I think it’s time for a flat tax. It’s time to flatten everything. #debatenight

— Giant Meteor 2016 (@votegiantmeteor) September 27, 2016

On their grassroots campaign:

We may be behind in the polls, but our campaign has the momentum to win and the mass to destroy all complex life on Earth. #votegiantmeteor

— Giant Meteor 2016 (@votegiantmeteor) July 6, 2016

So what do you think? Will you be voting Giant Meteor?

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