College commitment announcements have officially surpassed baby gender reveal parties in terms of dramatic effect. Ohio State (and their cult following) has been stalking Jeremy Ruckert for over a year and it has finally paid off. The baby-faced, 6 ‘6″, 238-pound New Yorker has committed to the Buckeyes.

Here is his very subtle, candid announcement:

This kid has gotten 3o different offers from some of the most elite college football programs in the country. ranks him as the nation’s top tight end and 11th best overall prospect.

Below is a video of Ruckert’s highlights from his junior year of high school. They draw your attention to him during every play but it’s not necessary as all the other high schoolers’ sizes pale in comparison to Ruckert’s massive, yet incredibly athletic build.