Monopoly, the tour-de-force game that obliterates 8 hours of your day while simultaneously damaging your relationships, launched an online poll last month so fans could finally decide which choking-hazard game pieces would be unceremoniously cut from the game.
Well ladies and gentlemen — the results have been tallied and the thimble has been cut. Likely thrown into an incinerator.
Oh and did we mention that twitter is taking this opportunity to pitch new tokens:
No more Thimble! Fans have voted the longtime Monopoly piece out of the game.
— Anthony’s Coal Fired (@AnthonysCFPizza) February 16, 2017
Make your suggestions for a new token in the comments below — we want to hear what Columbus can offer to the Monopoly game.