One little piggy went to market, one little piggy stayed home, but this little piggy cried wee, wee, wee as he ran away from home, only to be nabbed by the CPD.
The spotted oinker was running loose around the area of Wedgewood Drive and Eakin Road when neighbors discovered it freezing its little pink buns off.
NBC4i reports the little ham was coaxed with a bag of Rice Krispies and after a high-speed pork-suit, officers were able to apprehend it and load it in the back of the wagon for warmth.
Humane agents eventually took the pig away. No word on where the little dude came from.