Things are a little dicey here at Ohio State but one thing we know for sure is Michigan still sucks, especially head coach Jim Harbaugh’s ridiculous reason for advising his players not to eat chicken.
Michigan’s quarterback Shea Patterson recalled an early time in his college football career to Bleacher Report when Harbaugh told him to avoid eating chicken.
The reason? Chickens are “nervous birds.”
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Sports Illustrated reports that anxiety isn’t Harbaugh’s only buff with the fowl, though.
He also believes humans have become infected in some way since incorporating white meat into our beef and pork diets.
Typical bizarro Harbaugh.