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“Sometimes eyelash out!” Local thief roasted on Facebook

It was not a good day for one Janay Glanton but it was an even worse day for her falsey eyelashes.

After being caught stealing a pair of Nikes from a DWS in Polaris, Glaton’s mug shot was posted on the Columbus Police Facebook page where it was immediately and thoroughly roasted.

Among the more than 44K comments were…

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” I’m certain she wasn’t shopping, she was just browsing…..”

“I didn’t mean to resist arrest your honor sometimes eyelash out!”

“I don’t always shoplift in stores some times eyebrows”

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