Dave Chappelle did not rob a bank today in Columbus
Witnesses say that a man who bore a striking resemblance to comedian Dave Chappelle robbed the Cooper State Bank in Grandview today. (It was not Dave Chappelle.) Those same witnesses also said that the suspect was wearing a construction worker outfit so it should be pointed out that the robber was likely NOT one of the Village People. It appears that no one was hurt in the incident. There is no word on how much money was taken in the robbery. (jj)
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