A Roast for Dick’s Last Resort After CBUS Closure

Columbus’s restaurant for the self-deprecating and masochistic, Dick’s Last Resort, is officially closed…according to a printed sign on their front door. Guess it’s better to burn out than fade away.

They pretty much went without any explanation, and according to Columbus Business First, they didn’t respond to questions about it either. Was it their food? Is it that Ohioans have a hard time taking a joke? Or was it just because they opened in an area that has more business turnaround than the Burger King on 5th Avenue. Maybe it was that their form of “comedy” was culled from a morning zoo show circa 1994?

With insults written on giant paper hats like, “Gives more Rides than Uber” or “I broke my finger watching Magic Mike.” Perhaps their jokes could been turned up to eleven.

Dick’s Last Resort has officially shut down? Is this a surprise? Their food was nearly as bad as their yelp reviews! Ba-zing!

This restaurant chain is known for its insulting and rude wait staff. But it’s the fake kind of rude — the wait staff only “pretends” to hate you, which is funny because they probably do hate you, but mask it in the veil of family friendly. Maybe they would have succeeded if they actually tapped into the hate — embrace the dark side and legit hurt the feelings of paying customers.

So Columbus could you take a joke or were there better places that made you feel like shit? Let us know in the comments.

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