Kasich Blows His Vote — Casts Ballot for John McCain
John Kasich is so many things — Ohio governor, Blockbuster iconoclast, sworn enemy of Harry Potter, a staunch pro-lifer, and a man whose hatred for Donald Trump knows no limits.
His hatred is so deep and unfathomable for Donald Trump that he decided to throw his vote away by casting his ballot for John McCain, a man who once ran for President in the long, long ago (2008.) According to Spokesman Chris Schrimpf, this was first reported by the Cleveland Plain Dealer, and has since been picked up by CNN.
John Kasich’s vote for John McCain is nearly incomprehensible. Not only is John McCain not a certified write-in candidate in the Ohio ballot — there are 18 actual write-in candidates that would sure have loved the endorsement of Kasich, a major figure in the Republican party.
Kasich’s vote for McCain is so close to insanity because there are far better wasted vote write-in candidates that he could have cast his ballot for, including:
- John Kasich, Himself
- Rob Portman, a man that would have loved the extra support
- Former Columbus Mayor Michael Coleman
- The Manager of the Burger King on 5th Avenue
- Ken Bone
- Dat Boy Meme
- A hungry dog that has wandered into a boutique in the Short North
- Half a pumpkin on someone’s porch
- Jeb!
- …and many more
Kasich kept with his party though and voted down ticket Republican for everything, and donated $2,700 to every Republican in the Senate race according to Spokesman Chris Schrimpf.
The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports that Kasich’s vote for a man who is not running for President and isn’t even one of the approved write-in candidates, will not count.
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