Clowns Rob Home Near CBUS Metro Park

I had this nightmare once — clowns literally bursting through my front door and robbing me. This could never be reality I thought, the universe works in weird ways, sure but…come on — it’s the real world. We’re safe. 

Well, I was wrong. We’re living in a nightmare because that exact thing happened this morning at a home near Galloway Road and West Broad Street. This is close to Battelle-Darby Metro Park, which is a stone’s throw from Franklinton.

According to 10tv, Clowns broke into a home, restrained the family and forced them to to lay down face first on their bathroom while they robbed them blind.

The clowns made off with jewelry, electronics and cash before they bounced.

[editor’s note: I was going to put a tiny car joke here, but I was told it is in bad taste, so I have not.]

The couple was able to free themselves and call for help, but…and this is the most terrifying part guys — the clowns are still on the loose.

We’ve created a new category on 614now — where all clown related crime activity will go, because this is our world now. This is reality. 

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