Someone Stole Baby Jesus In German Village Church

There’s been a lot of thievery lately, mostly having to do with Christmas decorations, but that doesn’t stop a local priest from loving thy neighbor.

According to Fox28, someone straight up stole a baby Jesus and the entire holy family from a nativity set. From a church.

If this sounds like a fake story, it’s because it really feels like it. Who in the world is vindictive and petty enough to steal 2-D, cartoon figures of religious symbols? It’s like 2016 is an infection and it’s turning people into lousy supervillains.

The priest’s response to the troubled soul that stole baby Jesus according to Fox28 was one of compassion, saying he’d like to take them to Wendy’s and get to know them.

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