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Blind Alchemy with unsightly sweater, get free treat

Blind Alchemy with unsightly sweater, get free treat

614now Staff

After years of your friends and coworkers making fun of your 4lb, sparkling, twinkling, cotton ball and yarn-adorn abomination, you are finally being rewarded.

Tomorrow, December 15, Alchemy will give you a free smoothie voucher for wearing your favorite holiday sweater. And if your sweater is particularly unsightly, they’ll throw in some toast, too.

Get ready Alchemy because tomorrow, you’ll be seeing the “jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”

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