Blind Alchemy with unsightly sweater, get free treat

After years of your friends and coworkers making fun of your 4lb, sparkling, twinkling, cotton ball and yarn-adorn abomination, you are finally being rewarded.

Tomorrow, December 15, Alchemy will give you a free smoothie voucher for wearing your favorite holiday sweater. And if your sweater is particularly unsightly, they’ll throw in some toast, too.

Get ready Alchemy because tomorrow, you’ll be seeing the “jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”

Huuuuuge news. Wear your favorite ugly holiday sweater to Alchemy tomorrow (12/15) and we’ll give ya a free smoothie card for your next visit! And hey, if it’s reeeeally ugly, we may throw in a toast, too. (If you haven’t tried the Peppermint Mocha smoothie yet, here’s your chance.) 👏🏼🎄❄️ #tistheseason

A post shared by Alchemy (@alchemy_juice) on Dec 14, 2017 at 6:27am PST

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