Target introduces greatest line of consumable goods ever

Target: everyone’s place to get cartfuls of crap they don’t need just came out with what could be the greatest line of consumable goods known to man…

$5 bottles of wine

The company is touting this new products as being made from premium California-grown grapes. The brand is called California Roots after all. Winos will have the option of five wines: Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio, Moscato, Cabernet Sauvignon, and Red Blend.

This five buck series will roll out nationwide September 3. We called several Target’s around the central Ohio area but no store was able to 100% confirm they’d be receiving the wines. They said they saw the product in their systems but since it’s a “vendor product” they won’t be notified of its arrival until the day of. Be sure to call your local Target store before setting your sights on wrapping your lips around the neck of a $5 bottle of sparkle.

Here are taste profiles Target came up with and suggested pairings:

Chardonnay
Profile: Lush tropical fruit flavors and a bright finish will transport you to a warm, sunny day at the farmers market
Pairings: Artisanal cheeses and freshly baked bread

Pinot Grigio
Profile: Vibrant citrus and tropical fruit flavors let you enjoy the fresh, easygoing feeling of summer any time of the year
Pairings: Crisp green salads and fresh fish

Moscato
Profile: Delicate aromas and creamy peach and melon flavors make every day feel a little more special
Pairings: Sweet, freshly picked berries

Cabernet Sauvignon
Profile: Juicy cherry flavors, hints of oak and graceful finish elevate even the simplest pleasures
Pairings: Thick ribeye steaks

Red Blend
Profile: Smooth berry and cherry flavors with hints of spice offer the perfect antidote to the workweek
Pairings: Wild mushroom pasta and grilled vegetables

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