Things in the US have gotten so bad that kids are actually eating laundry detergent. And for what, a charity? A protest? No, just….fun? The Tide Pod Challenge is simply a pointless, dangerous, viral trend.
But you’re still feeling left out, huh? Head on down to Old North Arcade where eating Tide Pods is safe and fun!
Disclaimer: By “eat” we mean drink and by “Tide Pods” we mean brightly-colored Jell-O shots.