Weird Wednesday: Odd animal companions for sale near you

We’re in the thick of winter and we’re sorry to be the ones to have you tell you this but…you missed cuffing season. Your only option is to wait out the cold all by your lonesome until the snow melts, revealing your one true love. Or…. you could shack up with one of these awesomely odd animal-oriented items for sale on Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace.

A half deer, half aardvark skull would be a great companion to get snowed in with, right?

Double Registered Nigerian Dwarf Buck – $250 (Cambridge)

“Proven Double Registered Nigerian Dwarf Buck. Blue eyes, tri coat. Clean herd. Test CAE negative. Easy to handle. Sires beautiful, flashy kids. Great dairy lines. I didn’t want to sell him but I have retained to many of his kids. Disbudded. Does have scurs. Up to dated on vaccine.”

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Deer Skull with Scapula Antlers/Ears – $25 (North Cols.)

“Up for sale is a genuine deer skull with nice aged or patina coloring that has been heavily altered to make it look like more of an aardvark or some creature with huge ears 😉 The antlers were removed and replaced with the scapulas (shoulder blades) of the deer to achieve this unique look. This is definitely a one-of-a-kind display piece! If interested, please send me an e-mail and you can stop by to pick it up for only $25 (cash only at time of pick up). Thanks for looking!”

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