A word of advice to anyone contemplating a life of crime: always be aware of your surroundings. Another tidbit of life advice to any soon-to-be criminals out there: maybe try something else?
I’m sure that’s what the suspect in this video is thinking after he was arrested and taken to the Franklin County Jail where he had plenty of time to reflect on his life choices.
The suspect in the video who fell flat on his face was on the run from the cops and appeared to be carrying a weapon of some sorts. Most people, myself included, would see a situation like this arise, run inside to the nearest adult, cry (a lot), and just hope no one notices I just wet my pants. But for the man who was just standing outside of the west side Columbus Library waiting on his granddaughter, he was the slyest and coolest cat in the city.
Just wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, and BAM! How’s that brick pavement taste, my man? Here, maybe these handcuffs can help take your mind off the pain in your face…
It turns out the suspect was armed with a Glock holding 28 shots, but it didn’t do him a damn thing thanks to the help of the man outside the library. After Sir Runs-A-Lot was tripped (with the most graceful and perfectly timed trip, we may add), he dropped his weapon and was immediately cuffed and taken downtown.