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Columbus man holding his breath George R.R. Martin will right the wrongs in series finale of GOT

Columbus man holding his breath George R.R. Martin will right the wrongs in series finale of GOT

Mitch Hooper

“You can’t let these HBO suits ruin your masterpiece,” Pete Schumaker, long-time Game Of Thrones fan and Columbus Man, said on Sunday night following the closing credits of the series.

Schumaker, after going down a rabbit hole of fan theories on Reddit, said he just needs to know if the rumors are true or not—are two more books in the pipeline, or is this merely a fantastical tale with no end? With a deep breath, he uttered one last sentence before he took his oath to peaceful protest.

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“Your move, George.”

Schumaker was last seen on his couch, passed out, with a half-eaten bowl of popcorn beside a few crushed cans of White Claw. Sources say HBO is still running on his television, although 614now has been unable to confirm or deny this claim. Schumaker was a known fan of Jon Snow and thought Bran was “kind of a push over.” His words, not ours.

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