After finishing another day of “working at Nationwide,” Bryan “with a Y” Johnson hopped into his car and headed towards the highway. It was a maneuver he had made a million times on his venture to and from his office, and this day was just like any other day: it was 5 p.m. and traffic on I-71 is backed up. Johnson, to say the least, was shocked and angered.
“How does this happen every time I get on the highway between the hours of 4:30 p.m. and 6:30 p.m.?,” Johnson questioned to himself as he slammed his hands on his steering wheel. “Why aren’t we moving? Where are all these people coming from? There isn’t even an accident!”
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As his car inched forward on the road, his anger rose by the second. It was then when a slight drizzle began.
“Great,” Mr. Bryan With A Y uttered. “Now I’ll never make it to my 5:45 p.m. reservations at Chili’s with my boys.”
He decided to take a detour; a quick turn here and there to get out of the madness. It was then when the Columbus Man realized, I-315 traffic is also busy during rush hour. With the ample time in traffic, Johnson took to Facebook to call out all the distracted drivers who hold up traffic.
“I don’t know how, but I just know the millennials are to blame for this,” the now deleted Facebook post closed with.