Satireday: 5 things you have to see at ComFest this weekend

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Our annual celebration of the city is back! Don’t miss out on your chance to see all it has to offer. Here’s five things we can’t wait to see this weekend.

5.) Man who brought his snake from home

The snake is actually really friendly. Unfortunately, the man is not.

4.) Smoke from behind a Port-A-Potty

The fun part is deciding if that bad smell is from weed, or the toilet! Bonus points if a police officer catches them, minus points if it’s just a teenager using his JUUL.

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3.) Juggalos

Once considered a gang threat to the FBI now advocates for climate change, the Juggalos are complex, yet considerate. Plus, they can maybe even hook your kid up with a totally sick face paint set up!

2.) Guy eating a turkey leg

When you’re eating a turkey leg, your manliness score just shot up 1000%. Is that Conan The Barbarian, or Steve down in accounting? Either way, he looks tough.

1.) Nudity

Hey, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Who can hook us up with a sweet ass dragon blowing fire on our chest?

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