We here at 614NOW take political analysis very seriously. That’s why I have constructed the perfect debate watch drinking game. The rules are simple:
Take a drink every time Trump…
- Blames China for something
- Mentions Hillary Clinton
- Says “Excuse me”
- Claims the election will be rigged or corrupt
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Take a drink every time Biden…
- Forgets what he was trying to say and gives up mid-sentence
- Utters a phrase that hasn’t seen common usage since the Great Depression
- Talks about Trump’s taxes
- Says “C’mon, man!”
Finish your drink and get a new one every time somebody mentions Obama.
I’m beginning to think this is less of a game and more of a death sentence. Good luck!