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The official (614) presidential debate drinking game

The official (614) presidential debate drinking game

Nicholas Youngblood

We here at 614NOW take political analysis very seriously. That’s why I have constructed the perfect debate watch drinking game. The rules are simple:

Take a drink every time Trump…

  • Blames China for something
  • Mentions Hillary Clinton
  • Says “Excuse me”
  • Claims the election will be rigged or corrupt

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Take a drink every time Biden…

  • Forgets what he was trying to say and gives up mid-sentence
  • Utters a phrase that hasn’t seen common usage since the Great Depression
  • Talks about Trump’s taxes
  • Says “C’mon, man!”

Finish your drink and get a new one every time somebody mentions Obama.

I’m beginning to think this is less of a game and more of a death sentence. Good luck!

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