‘I’m going to have to sh*t my pants during this game:’ Dave Portnoy reviews Skyline Chili

The internet’s most prolific pizza reviewer has sampled one of the Buckeye State’s best culinary enterprises. Or one of its worst, depending on who you ask.

While in Cincinnati for high school playoff football, Portnoy, the founder of One Bite Pizza Reviews and Barstool Sports tried a handful of Cincinnati pizzerias, and he also stopped by Skyline Chili.

“I’ve had five pizzas, I’m sick to my stomach, but I’m like, ‘Dave, do it for the people,’” Portnoy said in the video, who continued to call the Skyline employees the “nicest people in the world.”

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Portnoy was a bit taken aback by the inclusion of spaghetti in the Skyline Three Way, but he still gave it a 7.6, and said he enjoyed it. He gave the Skyline employees a 9.8 for hospitality.

“This isn’t what I was thinking of when I was thinking of chili, this isle spaghetti bolognese with graham crackers and string cheese. I thought I was going to hate it, but I don’t hate it,” he said. “I’m going 7.6. I’m going to have to shit my pants during this game, but I’m going 7.6.”

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