Kasich earns endorsement of Deez Nuts

With candidates from both parties continuing to try to sway voters for support in the upcoming presidential primary votes, recent polls show that one competitor is seeing a surge in support. The candidate’s name? Deez Nuts.

Recent polls have shown Nuts receiving 9% support in North Carolina, 8% support in Minnesota and 7% support in Iowa.

Deez Nuts is actually Brady Olson, a 15 year-old high school sophomore from Iowa…..sadly too young to serve as president.

Deez Nuts…while being clear that he endorses himself for the general election in 2016, has endorsed Bernie Sanders for the Democratic presidential nomination and John Kasich for the Republican presidential nomination.

I think its’s safe to say that candidates like Senator Lindsey Graham, currently polling at less than 1%, are incredibly jealous that they didn’t think to call themselves ‘Deez Nuts’ first.  (jj)