VIDEO: Stay Puft man stolen from 16-Bit by “sly motherf&$@kers”

This is why we can’t have nice things. According to a post shared to the 16-Bit Bar+Arcade Facebook page, a heist team of caucasian YoPros made off with the establishment’s beloved Stay Puft Marshmallow man statue.

As security footage of the scene shows, several tank-topped bros distracted the door man with the old “will you take our picture” bit, while a female associate clumsily fumbled the figure out the door concealed under a jean jacket.

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The incident took place at the Dublin location of 16-Bit Bar+Arcade over Memorial Day weekend.

If you think you recognize anyone in the footage, please share your tips with 16-Bit by DMing them on Facebook or Instagram (@16bitbar) or emailing jordan@risebrands.com. Please help spread this video around and see if we can’t bring Stay Puft home where he belongs!

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