The official (614) presidential debate drinking game

We here at 614NOW take political analysis very seriously. That’s why I have constructed the perfect debate watch drinking game. The rules are simple:

Take a drink every time Trump…

• Blames China for something
• Mentions Hillary Clinton
• Says “Excuse me”
• Claims the election will be rigged or corrupt

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Take a drink every time Biden…

• Forgets what he was trying to say and gives up mid-sentence
• Utters a phrase that hasn’t seen common usage since the Great Depression
• Talks about Trump’s taxes
• Says “C’mon, man!”

Finish your drink and get a new one every time somebody mentions Obama.

I’m beginning to think this is less of a game and more of a death sentence. Good luck!

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