Tastebuds614

Tastebuds614 is a purely, scientific algorithm forged from a mixture of stale craft beer, cold pizza crust, dad jokes, and heavy naps on the couch. When we find time away from our normal 9 to 5 jobs, we often leave the house in droves, storming nearby restaurants and liquidating them of their chicken wings and blue cheese dressing. We often find ourselves in comatose while watching Chopped and Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives for hours on end - not knowing how we got there. We can hurl pizza crusts at small moving objects with deadly accuracy, and while on vacation in Canada, we successfully negotiated with a group of burglars who had seized a small bakery.