The Top 5 Ways to Solve Columbus’s Rotting Ham Problem

This morning we asked our fans and readers to brainstorm some solutions to the 70 trailers worth of rotting ham that is currently stinking up Columbus’s west side.

Here are the answers that will fix the problem.

Mark’s creative approach to deal with the 70 trailers worth of rotting ham is certainly the kind of can-do attitude that recently made Columbus a start-up hub. Although I have my reservations about how well Chillicothe will handle their new found rotting ham and rat infestation.

Patrick Kain’s approach is a bit more nuanced with some a healthy dose of pragmatism. Why destroy all that valuable rotting ham, when hungry animals at the Columbus Zoo & Aquarium will do it for you? 

Bradley Patrick’s channels his inner Dr. Seuss. He gives us a solid suggestion and manages to rhyme ham, can and spam all while trying to get to the bottom of this problem. Thanks Brad! “Who does like ham” indeed!

Jeremy Erwin asks a simple yet profound question, and we have to agree — why can’t they just burn it all? Despite it surviving the first time nature decided to immolate it from this world, maybe a second try would do the trick.

Our favorite solution to Rotting Ham Crisis 2016. Ship that shit to Michigan.

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