5 topics guaranteed to start an argument in Columbus

In today’s day and age, it just seems like there’s not enough to be angry about. Whether it’s how social media has somehow came to an agreement about everything, or the lack of excitement coming from our boring White House, we as a society are just craving controversy.

In way of bringing some spice back to your conversations, here’s a few ways to really get people’s gears grinding. Hey, who can’t use a little excitement in their day-to-day lives here in the cornfield that is Midwestern America?

5.) Short North Parking Is Good

What’s not to love here? The connivence of a phone app that reminds you every 30 minutes you need to drop another 50 cents into the meter? Or perhaps it’s the abundant amount of parking available. And it’s never a problem trying to make a left turn on 5th Avenue to High Street. What’s even going on south of the Short North that you need to get to anyway?

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4.) We Need To Spend More Money On High Rise Buildings, Not Fixing Pot Holes

Need I say more? This one is just true.

3.) Anthony Precourt Was Actually Making A Wise Business Move

To hell with a city of soccer fans! And to hell with the championships, playoff runs, and all the other memories! You know what’s better than fixing a problem here? Creating a new one in Texas.

2.) Be A Boston Bruins Fan

Bonus points if you are actually just Brad Marchand.

1.) Craft Beer Is Overrated

Why spend $6 on a beer that tastes good and offers a higher alcohol percentage when you could just have a Budweiser? Sure, it’s cool that more than 40 breweries are in the city creating some of the best beer the world has to offer, but Anheuser-Busch is set up in Columbus and you truly can’t beat a beer that costs $4.50, offers less ABV, and tastes like water from the garden hose. By all definitions of the word, it is a local beer.

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