5 Signs Your Relationship is Getting Too Saucy

614now Staff

All relationships evolve. But is yours getting a little too saucy? Here are the signs.

1. You’ve texted “U up?” to your favorite pizza place, and not just once.

2. You toss your partner in the air round and round like you’re trying to thin out a ball of dough.

3. They try on a new shirt, you say “that topping looks really delectable on you.”

4. Your favorite pre-date fragrance? A lil Capone Sauce behind each ear.

5. They say: “Love you, babe.” You say: “Love you, pizza.” 

At this point, you may need to consider if your significant other might actually be pizza. Or maybe you’re just really craving Romeo’s.

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